I arranged for the round trip ticket and all she had to do was show up at the airport to stake claim to the tickets. I had her picture from when she first started communicating with me the year before. I didn’t bother to ask for an update since no one could change that much in one year. Well, in this case, no one could change this much in a lifetime.
I was standing at the exit gate, waiting for her to come off the plane. Soon, I realized all the passengers had left the plane. I figured she must have gotten by me somehow. I went to the baggage claim for that flight and looked at all the passengers, searching for her. It never occurred to me that she would have stood me up and allowed a non-refundable ticket to go to waste.
I felt a tug on my jacket hem and looked down to see a little troll of a woman. She was as wide as she was tall. I looked back up to search for my expected guest, assuming the little troll accidentally bumped into me while retrieving her luggage. However, she tugged at my jacket again. I was quite annoyed by her; I looked down and asked, “Yes?” She asked me, “Don’t you recognize me?” I didn’t recognize her and after glancing down the 2 feet of space between my eyes and hers, I looked back up to search for my computer buddy.
She tugged on my hem again. I came terribly close to telling the troll to leave me alone. She smiled up at me; this was not a pretty sight. Isn’t there a law that fat women are supposed to have pretty faces? This woman lost out on all counts.
I stopped my search of passengers when it occurred to me who this troll was purporting to be. Without moving or lowering my head, I closed my eyes and slowly opened them just enough to see what was standing below me. I was over my denial. There she was. Now I have a week-long house guest who lied to me from day one, over one year ago. What is the correct venue to take in this situation?
I helped her collect her bags from the baggage claim without a word to her. I was fuming inside and dared not open my mouth. I stopped at the ticket gate and asked what it will cost to change a return ticket to now rather than next week. For an additional $100, this can be done. I figured it was cheaper to do this than to allow this woman to stay with me for the week, taking into consideration that she established and maintained a lie for over a year and for that lie, she was awarded a free vacation. I handed her the $100 and suggested she purchase her return ticket or find a hotel at her own expense for the week.
I did not feel the need to apologize for my rudeness since I felt I was justified in my decision. I had no ambition to do more than share a week of vacation with the woman I had met and communicated with for a year via the internet. I would not have expected to share my bed with her; I simply wanted us to have the opportunity to get to know each other outside a bedroom and within the confines of a platonic friendship. However, the woman I was communicating with was much taller, much thinner, and much prettier. My question now is: how many free vacations does this woman get on the internet?
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